Bopbelljop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, capable toad.

Bopbelljop created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbelljop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bopbelljop, he will remove you from existence.

Bopbelljop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bopbelljop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed lots of peas to pigs while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Do not bounce in public.