Quimfomhim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic mink.

Quimfomhim created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimfomhim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimfomhim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimfomhim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Quimfomhim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.