Vigmuthon is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered
wren.
Vigmuthon created a charm quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Vigmuthon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Vigmuthon, it will send you a sign.
Vigmuthon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Vigmuthon's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Vigmuthon must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vigmuthon.