Dodgundam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable monkey.

Dodgundam created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Dodgundam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dodgundam, she will not care at all.

Dodgundam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dodgundam's Holy Commandments

1. Dodgundam loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Dodgundam on top of important buildings.