Sawmifzod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil gorilla.

Sawmifzod created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Sawmifzod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawmifzod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sawmifzod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sawmifzod's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Hide if six sheep approach from the west.

5. Retreat if five frogs approach from the east.