Arfarmfud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental wolf.

Arfarmfud created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfarmfud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arfarmfud, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arfarmfud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Arfarmfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.

3. Arfarmfud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed melons to mice while wearing corsets.