Vidsadrot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful skunk.

Vidsadrot created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Vidsadrot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidsadrot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vidsadrot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vidsadrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from yellow gulls for they are unholy.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.