Gadcedquag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil newt.

Gadcedquag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcedquag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gadcedquag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gadcedquag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gadcedquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must pray to Gadcedquag four times a day.

3. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Never think about gravity.