Febyogbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing eagle.

Febyogbad created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febyogbad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Febyogbad, she will come to you in dreams.

Febyogbad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Febyogbad's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never paint your legs green.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.