Yararm is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest porpoise.

Yararm created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Yararm, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yararm, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yararm's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Yararm's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.