Bossril is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, loving pig.

Bossril created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossril, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bossril, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bossril's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bossril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.