Ingdabpit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong penguin.

Ingdabpit created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Ingdabpit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ingdabpit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ingdabpit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ingdabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never pour water over plants.