Cinsadcim Gan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, generous toad.

Cinsadcim Gan created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinsadcim Gan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cinsadcim Gan, it will be very unhappy.

Cinsadcim Gan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cinsadcim Gan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Run away from violet rats, for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Cinsadcim Gan's priests.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Worship no other gods but Cinsadcim Gan.