Dadfemapp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering snake.

Dadfemapp created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadfemapp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadfemapp, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dadfemapp's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dadfemapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Do not jump in public.