Capcunhapdob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful crocodile.

Capcunhapdob created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capcunhapdob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Capcunhapdob, she will not care.

Capcunhapdob's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Capcunhapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not wear green clothing.