Quimlitbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate hyena.

Quimlitbiss created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimlitbiss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quimlitbiss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quimlitbiss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Quimlitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Quimlitbiss loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Always take life seriously.