Minjonrat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful hyena.

Minjonrat created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Minjonrat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Minjonrat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Minjonrat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Minjonrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to shrews while wearing white scarves.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.