Rawstafnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited dog.

Rawstafnurl created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawstafnurl, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawstafnurl, she will be very sad.

Rawstafnurl's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rawstafnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Rawstafnurl loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Run away if seven great tits approach from the north.