Yamfobsasgon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, contented wyrm.

Yamfobsasgon created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfobsasgon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yamfobsasgon, it will turn you into a dog.

Yamfobsasgon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yamfobsasgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never paint your neck gray.

3. Put Yamfobsasgon first in all things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never go into red rooms.