Belldubfiddin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, emotional camel.

Belldubfiddin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Belldubfiddin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Belldubfiddin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Belldubfiddin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Belldubfiddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near mice.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.