Flagsawhab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ruthless raccoon.

Flagsawhab created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagsawhab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flagsawhab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flagsawhab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flagsawhab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Run away if seven geese approach from the south.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.