Kimkental is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage swan.

Kimkental created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Kimkental, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimkental, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kimkental's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kimkental's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Kimkental loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kimkental.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.