Poglistpangfutmilzendimyam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable snake.

Poglistpangfutmilzendimyam created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poglistpangfutmilzendimyam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Poglistpangfutmilzendimyam, she will turn you into a tree.

Poglistpangfutmilzendimyam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Poglistpangfutmilzendimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Poglistpangfutmilzendimyam in the centre of the settlement.