Bappogfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust duck.

Bappogfoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bappogfoss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bappogfoss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bappogfoss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bappogfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if six snakes approach from the north.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. You must love Bappogfoss.