Cedmanvig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental goblin.

Cedmanvig created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Cedmanvig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cedmanvig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cedmanvig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cedmanvig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.