Loopdapnar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage meerkat.

Loopdapnar created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopdapnar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Loopdapnar, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Loopdapnar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Loopdapnar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed gooseberries to ducks while wearing mauve shirts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help tapirs in need.