Fubbompag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing jellyfish.

Fubbompag created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbompag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fubbompag, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fubbompag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fubbompag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing indigo dresses and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fubbompag on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.