Sadsugwapdussdibhom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective newt.

Sadsugwapdussdibhom created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadsugwapdussdibhom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sadsugwapdussdibhom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sadsugwapdussdibhom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sadsugwapdussdibhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. You must pray to Sadsugwapdussdibhom three times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.