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She takes the form of a plump, blissful swan.

Fidfotgov created life two years ago.

If you believe in Fidfotgov, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fidfotgov, she will turn you into a worm.

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Fidfotgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near turtles.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fidfotgov must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never look in ponds.