Vonhamgan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident guinea pig.

Vonhamgan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonhamgan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonhamgan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vonhamgan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vonhamgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.