Fossgudnilldit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented pig.

Fossgudnilldit created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fossgudnilldit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fossgudnilldit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fossgudnilldit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fossgudnilldit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fossgudnilldit's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always help frogs in need.