Wonhinrutt Gigsasxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humane wombat.

Wonhinrutt Gigsasxem created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonhinrutt Gigsasxem, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wonhinrutt Gigsasxem, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wonhinrutt Gigsasxem's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wonhinrutt Gigsasxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.