Bifjamsisgablik is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-confident spider.

Bifjamsisgablik created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifjamsisgablik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bifjamsisgablik, he will curse you with boils.

Bifjamsisgablik's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bifjamsisgablik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bifjamsisgablik four times a day.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bifjamsisgablik on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
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