Weehadyok is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind crocodile.

Weehadyok created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weehadyok, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Weehadyok, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Weehadyok's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Weehadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing white shorts and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.