Wiggengup is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient beaver.

Wiggengup created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Wiggengup, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wiggengup, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wiggengup's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wiggengup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Do not take Wiggengup's name in vain.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never feed cherries to snakes while wearing rings.

5. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your chest.