Fabbapdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, charitable seal.

Fabbapdoss created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbapdoss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fabbapdoss, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fabbapdoss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fabbapdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.