Nill is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, capable
badger.
Nill created time and space eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Nill, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nill, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Nill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Nill's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.
2. Always obey Nill's priests.
3. Do not dye your hair red.
4. Remain bowed during prayer.
5. Run away if four squirrels approach from the south.