Rakjipmeg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered swallow.

Rakjipmeg created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakjipmeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakjipmeg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rakjipmeg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rakjipmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.