Cimcibban is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic zebra.

Cimcibban created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimcibban, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cimcibban, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cimcibban's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cimcibban's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away from gray cats, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. You must pray to Cimcibban nine times a day.