Stanmablid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, able tapir.

Stanmablid created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanmablid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stanmablid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stanmablid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stanmablid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Stanmablid on top of important buildings.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. You must love Stanmablid.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.