Hivlikwad Zankintaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless troll.

Hivlikwad Zankintaf created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivlikwad Zankintaf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivlikwad Zankintaf, she will strike you with lightening.

Hivlikwad Zankintaf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hivlikwad Zankintaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Hivlikwad Zankintaf eight times a day.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.