Lagcemmon Vadciblak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing cobra.

Lagcemmon Vadciblak created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagcemmon Vadciblak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lagcemmon Vadciblak, it will come to you in dreams.

Lagcemmon Vadciblak's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lagcemmon Vadciblak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Never skip in holy places.