Vigbabtik Japjipsog Bugkemdogminbotjarnwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable swan.

Vigbabtik Japjipsog Bugkemdogminbotjarnwon created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbabtik Japjipsog Bugkemdogminbotjarnwon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vigbabtik Japjipsog Bugkemdogminbotjarnwon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Vigbabtik Japjipsog Bugkemdogminbotjarnwon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vigbabtik Japjipsog Bugkemdogminbotjarnwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Put Vigbabtik Japjipsog Bugkemdogminbotjarnwon first in all things.