Wigappsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying lion.

Wigappsaf created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigappsaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wigappsaf, she will destroy your home planet.

Wigappsaf's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wigappsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing cyan hats and balancing five zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. You must pray to Wigappsaf six times a day.