Libyognurt Dongubged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, weak dryad.

Libyognurt Dongubged created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libyognurt Dongubged, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Libyognurt Dongubged, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Libyognurt Dongubged's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Libyognurt Dongubged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.