Dobyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying aardvark.

Dobyatt created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobyatt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobyatt, it will turn you into a rat.

Dobyatt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dobyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from fawn manatees for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobyatt.