Komdissag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate whale.

Komdissag created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Komdissag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Komdissag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Komdissag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Komdissag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to snails while wearing turquoise kilts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Komdissag.