Taflikhab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty dingo.

Taflikhab created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Taflikhab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Taflikhab, he will turn you into a worm.

Taflikhab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Taflikhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.