Taflikhab is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty
dingo.
Taflikhab created bats six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Taflikhab, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Taflikhab, he will turn you into a worm.
Taflikhab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Taflikhab's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Always help bats in need.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
5. Do not speak about aubergines.