Godmutapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless hydra.

Godmutapp created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godmutapp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godmutapp, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Godmutapp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Godmutapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed pineapples to tapirs while wearing green jumpers.

5. Never eat grapes.