Cencungigtif is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless armadillo.

Cencungigtif created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cencungigtif, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cencungigtif, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cencungigtif's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cencungigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.